today, for the first time since i came back, i actually stayed home, be a good boy, and lazed around whole day. no mamaks. no pool. no drinking. no lepaking. just good clean lazing around the house. which is good in its own way. i've been going out quite abit last week, and still, i havent met so many people!!! sheesh, frustrating. lets see whos left on my list.

1. caroline - she just got back today! i hope i can club with her tomorrow. zouk + thursday = ghetto night + ladies free = girls + lousy hip hop music. but ill live.
2. terence - havent seen this guy in ages. my old and bestest bud last time
3. kwarn ho - havent seen dis fug b4, but i promised ill kick his arse in pool, and i will fulfil that promise.
4. yiing - my hardcore clubbing kaki. shes going saturday. i hope i can convince her otherwise. cross fingers.
5. aurora - old SAM friend. she bitches to me alot about her boyfriend, and i always lend an ear. shes a nice person to talk to.
6. catherine - yup, shes back. or coming back soon. havent seen her in awhile, and i hope i get some issues settled... some closure.
7. johnson - this fuck, i doubt i'm gonna even see him. he has no value for friendship. wasted my money getting him those scarves. prick.
8. joshua - back from NZ! the ones the podium pusher.... he shoved people off podiums into the wonderful boobies of some girl on the dance floor.
9. regine/kristin - my best friends girls. which shows how sad i am, that they have girls, and i don't. argh.

wow, thats a long list. haha. well, i got 2 weeks before my results anyway, so i got alot of time b4 starting to study for resits. haha. touch wood.

derek
1:54 AM

after 9 months of horrid torture and suffering... i'm home! and i tell u, its dam boring. haha, i suddenly wish i was back in sheffield again. sure, theres all my friends here. sure, i love the taste explosion i am going through now. but my wallet seems to run dry at a very fast rate, AND, its damn boring!!!

but i am bz on my ps2, and ill update when i have the mood la. bb.

derek
2:38 AM

4 hours from freedom, 2 hours from death, 96 hours from euphoria.

lifes a wonder when u look at it in hours. some things seem so fast, some things seem to last forever. problem is, the wrong things last forever, and the right stuff just goes by without looking back. life's a bitch. exams a bitch. i wish the world doesnt need electronics or electrics. but then, this blog wouldnt be here, i would have no gunbound, and life without music or tv would be quite a pain. so maybe electronics is alright. what the world will do better without, is education and exams. worst invention ever, i tell you. worst!

derek
1:59 PM

and he was impaled,
by the spears of a thousand men,
each of these spears tied to a rock,
each rock the weight of a hundred strong,
and he was thrown,
off the highest cliff in the land,
into the deepest ocean in the world,
to lay dead at the lowest level of the world
for eternity.

sounds cool, doesnt it? i wrote it. and it doesnt even come close enough to how i wanna die right now. just finished my electromechanical paper a few hours back, and something so vaguely familiar happen. oh yes! i know! its the same thing that happened with my failed digital systems paper! it was right there. the revision sheet. i knew the questions were gonna be the same. the answer was staring at my face. and i didnt stare back. why? overconfidence. the same touch that hit me during ds. mother fucking overconfidence. heck, at this rate, whats the difference if i had the actual answers itself? overconfidence would get to me, i would not bother reading it to the last minute, i'd go into the hall only to get blank and screw up every single formula i remembered, and in the end, i come back home, and type 'fuck, this is a mirror image of my DS paper' on my blog. screw this man. i'm gonna take a nice sweet nap, and hopefully, pass my pro issues paper tomorrow. for those whom this matters, thank you and good night, for those who dont, just fuck off, will ya? i'm pissed, and i'm grumpy. so shooo.

derek
9:49 PM

i saw this off choon huei's blog, and i'm just gonna directly plagiarise and modify it for myself.

Dear God,

May the area of Sunway College University Of Sheffield specifically faced some major mother-nature's wrath today or early tomorrow morning (aka earthquake; flood; anything!!);
May the management of Monash University Of Sheffield lost the exam papers on the subjects i'm taking;
May the Pro-Vice Chancellor decided to imposed a study week at the last minute and postpone the exam a week later;
May the exam questions be that of elementary exam level;
May the examiners of the papers be blind;
May I please have my very own version of "doraemon"? I kinda need him now to get the exam papers for the next three days;

Sigh, and may i have all the luck in the world to sit for my exam for the next 2 weeks. Thank you. :'(

ahhh, that hit the spot, didnt it?

derek
5:24 AM

guy : so how've u been? haven't chat with you for awhile.
me : yea, life sux. u know, exams and shit.
guy : haha, i know the feeling. i've got my exams in 2 weeks.
me : haha, so we suffer the same fate, except you've got 2 weeks, i got 2 days.
guy : study hard la, not like u can't. i know u can start a subject a night before, and still manage.
me : riggghhttttt.. this isnt the old derek man. i'm new and down-proved. worse than the original, at twice the pricing.
guy : :)
me : ok, lets drop this study chat please? i'm stress enough. hows stuff wif u goin?
guy : me? the usual, sleep, mamak, clubbing.
me : ahh, nooo!! not clubbing! i am damn gian for it right now. dun!!
guy : haha. just went last weekend.
guy : oh ya, zhia yi asked me to say hi. i met her at atmos.
me : really? coo... how is she? havent seen her in ages.
guy : shes fine. got new boyfriend again.
guy : i think she changes them every 2 weeks.
me : really? wahahahaha.
me : reminds me of my old motto... a girlfrens expiry date is 2 weeks.
guy : hahaha.
guy : so u got gf there?
me : still sadly single la bro. wait for next years batch of shef ppl only.
guy : y?
guy : this year no leng lui?
me : got. got some i quite like oso. but.. aiihh
guy : but wat la?
me : dunno how to say. didnt do anything.
me : focus on study!!!
guy : haha, sure. study and u? like oil and water.
me : eh, dun say liddat la, 2 days to exam wei!
guy : haha, fine. so why didnt u make ur move?
guy : i know u r smooth. wanna get, not hard.
me : erm, lazy.
guy : lazy my foot.
guy : u still having that catherine syndrome is it?
me : WHAT!!!!!
guy : :P
guy : nothing. kidding la, dun take seriously.
me : u leh? got gf liao?
guy : actually leh, me and tiffany kinda together already.
me : serious shitz!!! omg... pigs can fly wei!!
me : u stealing all my girls la.
guy : haha, not urs oso. dun perasan.
me : next think i know, u gonna tell me that ming tak got a girlfren adi.
guy : u dunno meh? he got with this china girl in his college 2 months back.
me : OMFG. serious?
guy : no joke.
me : kill me now, please.
guy : haha.
guy : anyway, gtg now. late for class.
me : haha, late summore la. smart la u.
guy : ya ea sure. bye.
me : ta.

so this was a recent chat with a fren on mine on icq yesterday. bo pian. some people are enjoying life there, while i am suffering here. AND THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD IS COUPLING TOGETHER. why oh why am i still single? ARGH!!!

derek
6:15 AM

panic panic panic

AHHHHHHHHH

i so need kiera knightly by my side right now, endowing me with the support and tender loving care.

or i'd settle for answers to tomorrows paper..

AHHHHHHHH

derek
12:30 PM

i find myself sitting here, in front of my wonderful machine called a computer, messing around... when suddenly, a thought came into my hear. then *SMACK*, the realization hit me, i'm less that 30 hours away from my com systems paper, and i haven't done crap about it yet. which only leads to this :

the face of a man whose doom
has been foresight
not a pretty sight, huh? but its good, for one single goddamn reason

Ladies and Gentlemen! Derek has started to panic and STUDY!! *fireworks display*whoosh*

and thats a good thing

derek
6:16 AM

so there's been alot of turbulence on moomoo.tk lately. firstly, losing my host, which is a bad thing. no money to buy a hosting service, bad thing number 2. no more cows, bad thing number 3. still single, worse thing ever. oh yes, not to mention my overzealous split personalities are taking me over, and i'm becoming more ah beng day by day. how sad.

but anyway, i'm shifting back to blogspot for now, dont expect any erm.. updates except for frantic cries for help because i either fucked this paper up, or fucked that paper up. most probably i'd fuck up both anyway. erm, gallery is down for good, and i wont bother letting the world see my handsome face anymore. and, oh, erm... happy wesak day.


oh yes! for those interested to see the creative genius that is derek wong... check out my old blog!

derek
9:06 AM

about the cow
: derek wong : 20 : single : hopeless : student : sheffield : chinese : malaysian :

the cow contact
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: icq : 7247166 :
: msn : thefalcon@gmail.com :
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where to now?
post-sheffield, derek has decided to move on to a better place on the world wide web. He can be now found stingily chewing on greener grass here.

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: why are you worshipping the ground i blog on :
: postsecret :

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