Most humbling moment - accidentally muttering "fuck" in front of class
Favorite on-screen sex scene - angelina jolie meets ethen hawk in "taking lives"
Celebrity I resemble most - people say i look like pao pei in "young and dangerous", but what do they know
Best or worst lie I've ever told - i'm alright.. really, i'm fine...
If I could be anywhere at the moment - istanbul on the 2nd half of champs league finals...
The five items I can't live without - ciggies, standup speakup wristband, some form of music player, my toothbrush, some hairgel.
In my bedroom, you'll find - an abundance of papers lying all over, ranging from recent semesters notes all the way to last years notes. and maybe some plates.
Switchfoot - You
There's always something
In the way
There's always something
Getting through
But it's not me
it's You
Sometime's ignorance
Rings true
But hope is not in
What I know
Not in me
It's in You
It's all I know
And I find peace
When I'm confused
I find hope when
I'm let down
Not in me
But in You
I hope to lose myself
For good
I hope to find it in the end
Not in me
It's You
It's all I know
What follows is a list of different occupations. The reader must select at least five of them. The reader may add more if they like to the list before they pass it on (after the reader select five of the items as it was passed to the reader). Of the five selected, the reader is to finish each phrase with what he would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.
If [Reader] could be a scientist // If [Reader] could be a farmer
If [Reader] could be a musician // If [Reader] could be a doctor
If [Reader] could be a painter // If [Reader] could be a gardener
If [Reader] could be a missionary // If [Reader] could be a chef
If [Reader] could be an architect // If [Reader] could be a linguist
If [Reader] could be a psychologist // If [Reader] could be a librarian
If [Reader] could be an athlete // If [Reader] could be a lawyer
If [Reader] could be an innkeeper // If [Reader] could be a professor
If [Reader] could be a writer // If [Reader] could be a backup dancer
If [Reader] could be a llama-rider // If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate
If [Reader] could be a midget stripper // If [Reader] could be a proctologist
If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host // If [Reader] could be a pariah
If [Reader] could be an actor // If [Reader] could be a judge
If [Reader] could be a Jedi // If [Reader] could be a mob boss
If [Reader] could be a backup singer // If [Reader] could be a CEO
If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer // If [Reader] could be a monkey's uncle
If [Reader] could be a bible archaeologist //If [Reader] could be a househusband
If [Reader] could be a lifeguard //If [Reader] could be a comic artist
If [Reader] could be a stockbroker//If [Reader] could be a travel writer
If [Reader] could be a food reviewer //If [Reader] could be a politician
If [Reader] could be a male underwear model //If [Reader] could be a fashion designer
If [Reader] could be a game designer // If [Reader] could be a dog-trainer
If [Reader] could be a Transformer // If [Reader] could be a computer virus
If [Reader] could be a porn star // If [Reader] could be another blogger
if [Reader] could be a grain of sand // If [Reader] could be a fly on a wall
If [Reader] could be the Pope // If [Reader] could be the Dalai Lama
If [Reader] could be a whistle blower // If [Reader] could be a Playmate
if [Reader] could be the President of the U.S. // If [Reader] could be a dictator
Pn. Chua - my first tuition teacher, and a very very good one. although she actually thought me the bad habit of wiping my mouth with the back of my collar.
Mr. Zulkifli - until now, im still sure hes a lazy ass paedophile.
Pn. Chu - my school teacher in std. 5. infamous for flinging my book out the class for ugly handwriting, and throwing my pencil-box on the floor because it was so messy. apparently, my brother suffered her wrath too!
Mr Teoh - my form 2 maths teacher. thanks for calling my out every class to pinch my cheeks, hurts like hell. and a really nice guy which allowed us to ponteng class to chat with him about World Cup 98.
Pn. Loo - my form 4 and 5 chem teacher. made chemistry fun. and providing the chemicals i needed for my various smoke bombs and pyrotechniques which smoked up the class of 4 and 5 nekad.
Pn. Teo - my english teacher in form 5. has the memory of a goldfish. actually forgot who i was when i thanked her after getting my SPM results.
Pn. Zubaidah - monster reincarnated. scariest thing to walk SMSJ.
Mr. Seng Kee - i actually sounded him back in form 3 after us getting crap results for KH because he didnt teach us well.
Pn. Azizah [evil one] - one of the 2 azizahs in my school. she once said "siapa yang saya slap, tentu jadi bodoh". so i dared her. she didnt.
Pn. Azizah [good one] - my arts teacher! really nice teacher, very sporting, except the time she conned me into painting the classroom on a weekend.
about the cow
: derek wong : 20 :
single : hopeless :
student : sheffield :
chinese : malaysian :
the cow contact
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: icq : 7247166 :
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the cow persona
: room on permanent messy mode : laundry 3 weeks backtracked : hopelessly in love with s.h.e. : born and bred scouser : dota addict :
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where to now?
post-sheffield, derek has decided to move on to a better place on the world wide web.
He can be now found stingily chewing on greener grass here.
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