What follows is a list of different occupations. The reader must select at least five of them. The reader may add more if they like to the list before they pass it on (after the reader select five of the items as it was passed to the reader). Of the five selected, the reader is to finish each phrase with what he would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

If [Reader] could be a scientist // If [Reader] could be a farmer
If [Reader] could be a musician // If [Reader] could be a doctor
If [Reader] could be a painter // If [Reader] could be a gardener
If [Reader] could be a missionary // If [Reader] could be a chef
If [Reader] could be an architect // If [Reader] could be a linguist
If [Reader] could be a psychologist // If [Reader] could be a librarian
If [Reader] could be an athlete // If [Reader] could be a lawyer
If [Reader] could be an innkeeper // If [Reader] could be a professor
If [Reader] could be a writer // If [Reader] could be a backup dancer
If [Reader] could be a llama-rider // If [Reader] could be a bonnie pirate
If [Reader] could be a midget stripper // If [Reader] could be a proctologist
If [Reader] could be a TV-Chat Show host // If [Reader] could be a pariah
If [Reader] could be an actor // If [Reader] could be a judge
If [Reader] could be a Jedi // If [Reader] could be a mob boss
If [Reader] could be a backup singer // If [Reader] could be a CEO
If [Reader] could be a movie reviewer // If [Reader] could be a monkey's uncle
If [Reader] could be a bible archaeologist //If [Reader] could be a househusband
If [Reader] could be a lifeguard //If [Reader] could be a comic artist
If [Reader] could be a stockbroker//If [Reader] could be a travel writer
If [Reader] could be a food reviewer //If [Reader] could be a politician
If [Reader] could be a male underwear model //If [Reader] could be a fashion designer
If [Reader] could be a game designer // If [Reader] could be a dog-trainer
If [Reader] could be a Transformer // If [Reader] could be a computer virus
If [Reader] could be a porn star // If [Reader] could be another blogger
if [Reader] could be a grain of sand // If [Reader] could be a fly on a wall
If [Reader] could be the Pope // If [Reader] could be the Dalai Lama
If [Reader] could be a whistle blower // If [Reader] could be a Playmate
if [Reader] could be the President of the U.S. // If [Reader] could be a dictator

So here we go
if derek could be a lawyer, i think i'd do a better job at it than an engineer
if derek could be a grain of sand, i'd wish a strong gust of wind blows me out of here, travelling the world with the wind
if derek could be a male underwear model, i'd be an overbloated egomaniac
if derek could be a dictator, the world domination plan begins tomorrow
if derek could be a househusband, i think i'd enjoy like experimenting with cooking and lazing around while the womans at work.

so i'm 2+ hours away from my first paper. confident? not really... but i've already put in so much effort into this, i might as well go all the way. considering the amount i've studies the past week, i've definitely studied more than i did in SAM, 1st year, and 2nd year combined. and since this is the end of the line, i might as well just get through with it. regardless of my results, at least i know i did change compared to the first regretful semester. that i tried to repent for my mistakes. and i shall walk away, shoulders lifted from the burdens, looking forward to the next day.

derek
5:48 PM

about the cow
: derek wong : 20 : single : hopeless : student : sheffield : chinese : malaysian :

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