meaningless bunch of stuff saying "i wanna be in love and i wanna feel in love (when in truth, im just a fucking horny slut seeking attention and claiming i like big white uncooked sausages put in right there)"and immediatly followed by
At least I have a decent body.. and here's the proof. Bitch *grin*ok, so the picture isnt the real deal, if you want it, go to her site here, but be warned, her boobs are funny shaped, she uses shadows to hide her belly, and her thighs were featured as the double of dumbos mum in the animated film. i mean, ELEPHANT LEGS for crying out loud. so, miss SPG, where were u thinking?
And being recognized is important to me, but I don’t and never wanted to be recognized as the Singaporean girl that put her naked tit on the web.dont post it to start with.
For heaven’s sake, I love stripping, but I’m better at a whole lot of other things that actually take a significant amount of time to develop into something constructive. I would like to be recognized for those things.seems like a good line... may i suggest geylang road or some strip joint or red light district as you future jobspot location. im sure many would enjoy a 19 year old pussy, and rest assure, a fair share of those would be white hair white men, who seems to fancy you type alot. i mean, heck, you could post a sign saying THE NUDE BLOGGER and that would really help you business thrive. alot. otherwise, just dont go about saying
I’m 19, and I’m not only old enough to know what I’m doing with my life, but I’m also brutally honest with myself and know what’s a sensible course of action and what isn’t.u r ONLY 19. 2 years down the road, i can promise u'd regret it. if you dont, good for u, come down to malaysia and id lower my standards and give u the fuck of your life, just because u deserve the title slut, and u hit 21, a prime age to start you life as a whore. 19 is young. its barely past childhood. from what i read in your blog, NO, its NOT a post of a patured young woman. its just a cry for help by a helpess kid seeking attention.
her : what happened to you derek?
me : huh?
her : u look so... chan
me : why leh?
her : dunno... u look so tired... and your eyes look so dead
me : ive been studying alot... sapped all my energy
her : its not that type of tired... has something happened?
me : ive been studying my ass out the past 3 weeks... thats all
her : haih.. not that la... u look emotionally drained
me : haha, emotionally? i tot im the cold hearted bastard wan geh...
her : haha, nola... u got dumped or something lately ah
me : no wor.. no girl to dump me oso
her : haha, u come back msia la, we go out, then i can dump u if u want
me : hahhaha, u say wan ah... owe me a nice date adi wor
her : hahaha, if it makes u feel any better, lets reverse roles... ill do the driving/talking/paying.... u can be the princess of the night
me : wtf? princess? cant i just be the pampered prince?
her : no wor... prince must be charming and polite.. and pay the bills. if u want me to pay, u must be the princess
me : theres no cross-dressing involved, right?
her : hahaha, nola.. just enjoy yourself la
me : like that ah, u owe me one fully pampered date then
her : hahaha, ok, its a promise
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